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THE PRINCESS AND THE PRICK

Fairy Tales for Feminists

Out now with Harper Collins!

‘This is brilliant. I lost my morning to reading it.’ Catherine Mayer

Fairy Tale Spoof Parody

The Princess and the Prick is a feminist humour and gift book for adults.

SLEEPING BEAUTY

May I kiss you, he said.
She didn’t answer. She was asleep.
So he kissed her anyway.

Sleeping Beauty illustration
by Seobhan Hope

Revisit childhood classics, but not as you remember them. Familiar fables are turned on their heads as your beloved heroines finally have their say.

Superbly illustrated by Seobhan Hope. Awesome audiobook voice: Olivia Forester

Hardback, e-book and audiobook. Available at all good bookshops. And online here ( The Hive), here (Waterstones), or here (Amazon)

‘Awesome Read That Made Me Laugh Out Loud.’ Amazon.ca review

‘Darkly funny’ Amazon.com review

‘To the point in the best way possible!’ Amazon.co.uk review

‘An enjoyable read that will change how you think about fairy tales forever!’ Amazon.com review

‘Revelatory! The book for feminists, their partners and their children.’ Amazon.co.uk review

‘Terrible waste of money’ Amazon.co.uk – (note: this person clearly agrees with Prince Charming and the Evil Stepmother)

‘This book is terrible. it makes me look like a right prick.’ Prince Charming

‘A poisonous apple of a book. Don’t eat it!’ Evil Stepmother

‘A real wake-up call.’ Sleeping Beauty

‘No no no no!’ The Brothers Grimm

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Thank you thebookboy for this fantastic image from Instagram..
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VIRGIN, MOTHER, CRONE

A FLASH FICTION ANTHOLOGY

with work by Walburga Appleseed, Laurie Theurer, and Joy Manné.

You may purchase it here from The Hive bookstore UK, or in any good bookshop

I also write for children (under an outrageous pseudonym). For this, please click here: http://www.anita-lehmann.com